eBooks — June 23, 2012 at 9:03 am

Star Bores

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starbores_parody_KindleCoverThe Original Parody – Episode IV – A New Hype

Long, long, long, long ago in a Galaxy far, far, far, far away…A story of unbelievable heroism, unspeakable villainy and unlimited merchandising opportunities…

Meet Puke Moonwalker, Princess Liar, and the greatest villain of them all, Dark Visor in an epic saga of the struggle between the Grand Order of Democratic, Independent, Emancipated Societies (GOODIES) versus the Bureau for the Advancement of Destruction and Incredibly Evil Schemes (BADDIES).

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll flick the pages over with your finger…

May the Farce Be With You!

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Star Bores is a parody. It is not authorized, endorsed or licensed by Lucasfilm Ltd. or anyone else connected with the Empire.

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starbores_prequel_KindleCoverThe Prequel – Episode I – The Panting Menace, Episode II – The Attack of the Clowns & Episode III – The Revenge of the Hith

Not quite as long, long, long, long ago in a Galaxy, not quite as far, far, far, far away…Every generation has a legend…
Every journey has a first step…
Every saga has a beginning…
Every trailer has more than its fair share of inane clichés…

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The Republic is doomed! The Hith have returned and they have the Jello Knights in their sights. Meet Panikin Moonwalker, an annoying kid with a multi-testosterone level out of this Galaxy, Bing-Bong Gin, a Jello master, Princess Prodmé Allova, Queen of the Yahboo and a strange lisping senator. There will be trouble ahead…

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, the saga moves on ten years after the death of Bing-Bong Gin. Panikin has grown upwards, Prodmé has grown outwards, Yoggi has grown feet. An army of clowns await the Jello Knights as Panikin and Prodmé move ever closer through a series of outrageous coincidences to fulfil their destinies and tie up all the loose ends. You know it’s going to end in tears…

The Farce will be with you – again!

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Star Bores – the Prequel is a parody. It is not authorized,
endorsed or licensed by Lucasfilm Ltd. or anyone else
connected with the Empire.

To download to Kindle click here